"You can’t get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me."
C.S. Lewis (via starkswaters)
vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 
imessageworld:

lol
cruelings:

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hanukkahlewinsky:

when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it

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sebstantialcrisis:

watching the winter soldier for the 98404th time when

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poor bucky. came to find who he was and left with more confusion probably lmao

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
deathbeforedigital:

I will never not laugh at this