• me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
  • me today: i do. i need sleep.
  • me tonight: lol who needs sleep
  • letmedothis:

pull me in
    metaneira:

gallopingtormaunt:

I’m not posting this ironically or as a joke. I think this is an important part of love and trust.


superman gave batman a kryptonite ring in case superman ever goes nuts and needs to be taken down

    maisiewilliams:

    when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

    sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

    captainnaustralia:

    the-missing-e-in:

    im-a-fan-of-that:

    heyheyanna:

    weepingdemon:

    dad and mom

    treat or trick

    josh and drake

    cheese and mac

    stop that thank you

    jelly and peanut butter

    George and Fred

    white and black

    Juliet and Romeo

    This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

    The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 

    electriclady-land:

probablylexi:

poochcrew:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

OH MY GODDDDDD

AH

    cakeandrevolution:

    I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

    laughingwhiteraven:

mistiryshak:

jesuislegrandefromage:

oblivi-latte:

can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history

Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.

you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face

Just one line and I lost my shit.